Reblogging random shits that amuses me.
"Ew you’re a guy and like the color pink are you gay?"
I’ve been waiting for this post all my life
remember when Cosmo didn’t tell Mama Cosma he married Wanda so when he went to see her he told her he was out getting milk for the past 10,000 years
Wrath + Pride + Dragonflies
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a man is driving his son to school. they get into an accident and the man dies. the son is rushed to the hospital and when he arrives for emergency surgery the doctor says “i cant operate on this boy, he is my son!” how is this possible?
omg one time our english teacher told us this to try and show what a modern thinker he was and we were all like “it’s a woman” and he was like oh wow i thought he was gay i hadn’t thought of that
together at last
excuse me i have something important 2 add